2010/08/22

Plan for the Future

Green Street Farmville

We all know that my dream is to own and operate a farm. (If you didn’t know that please don’t judge me.)
The point is, it’s going to take a green street crew to get the Gregleg work done. The farm location is still up in the air. Based on end of days thought and climate change, western Canada is looking like the only possibility.
Once the zombies and werewolves take over, 7.47 years from now (by Zombies, I am referring to Rand Paul and all other nutbag teabaggers) we will need a safe location to be noimal people.
So we will have a farm, big whoop, wanna fight about it?

My main intention for the farm is to raise fish. Fish for food, fish for fishing, and fish for fish-hats. There will be a lot of fish farming going on. But we will need other crops. That is where the green street crew becomes instrumental.

Our international arms deal is Mr. Noseworthy.
Our head of security and protection is Sybon Bigman.
The governor and peacekeeping rep is Art Gregan.
Bean Spoonerfield is going to be in charge of farm resident fitness, selection of technology, and cost accountant.
Bees will be handled by Mr. Donovan.
Coach Adrian will handle all swim lessons, water polo tournaments, and fish training.
Ant Lambo will handle engineering duties, as well as upkeep of equipment. His role is vital, and he will be the unofficial king of Green Street Farmville.

There will be three bowling alleys on the Farmville.
Duckpin bowling alley: Duckme Bowler, Inc.
Candlepin Bowling alley: Pindlecan Bowl
10-pin Bowling alley: Who’s got Big Balls, Co.

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